Archer2009

Cheryl Tunt:
Let me guess - you got all butt hurt because Lana hired an actor to shoot you so you wouldn't endanger the baby. So you went to Vegas and went on a bender and now you're broke and need me to bail you out so you can fly home.

Sterling Archer:
Let me tell you everything that you got wrong. Sending the money would be great except that I'm on the no fly list.

Pam Poovey:
How did you get on the no fly list?

Sterling Archer:
Shut up Pam! [flashback - Archer is on a plane pounding on the cockpit door with an empty Mai Tai and fighting off airline personnel] I wanna fly the plane!

Cheryl Tunt:
So you need me to send you money for a train ticket?

Sterling Archer:
Well that would be great except I'm also on the no train list.

Cheryl Tunt:
I didn't know there was a no train list.

Sterling Archer:
Neither did I. [flashback - repeat of the plane incident, except on a train] I wanna fly the train!