Archer2009

Sterling Archer:
Astronaut training sucks complete ass. Literally! What's the deal with all the enemas?

Doctor Krieger:
Uhh.

Sterling Archer:
And why do you need so much blood? And wait, now that I think about it...

Commander Tony Drake:
Why is this man in the restricted area?

Doctor Krieger:
Who, him?

Commander Tony Drake:
You.

Sterling Archer:
What? Krieger!

Doctor Krieger:
Uhh, smoke bomb!

Commander Tony Drake:
And why aren't you with the other trainees?

Sterling Archer:
I was told I had to undergo a bunch of extremely invasive medical tests.

Commander Tony Drake:
Well, normally you would but by our doctors. But since you're on such an accelerated training schedule...

Sterling Archer:
Six enemas is a luxury we can ill-afford. Got it.

Malory Archer:
Six?

Sterling Archer:
Or, who knows. He put me under. Maybe twelve.