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Sterling Archer:
Astronaut training sucks complete ass. Literally! What's the deal with all the enemas?
Doctor Krieger:
Uhh.
Sterling Archer:
And why do you need so much blood? And wait, now that I think about it...
Commander Tony Drake:
Why is this man in the restricted area?
Doctor Krieger:
Who, him?
Commander Tony Drake:
You.
Sterling Archer:
What? Krieger!
Doctor Krieger:
Uhh, smoke bomb!
Commander Tony Drake:
And why aren't you with the other trainees?
Sterling Archer:
I was told I had to undergo a bunch of extremely invasive medical tests.
Commander Tony Drake:
Well, normally you would but by our doctors. But since you're on such an accelerated training schedule...
Sterling Archer:
Six enemas is a luxury we can ill-afford. Got it.
Malory Archer:
Six?
Sterling Archer:
Or, who knows. He put me under. Maybe twelve.
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