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[Abbiejean cries]

Malory Archer:
[to Abbiejean] Oh, shut up.

Sterling Archer, Lana Kane:
[to Malory] Hey!

Lana Kane:
I'm not jealous about the mission. I'm upset because no one knew where you were. And if, huge if, you're gonna be involved, oh my god, in any sort of parental role for Abbiejean...

Sterling Archer:
No, yeah, I- and I, ya know, I want to. But are we married to "Abbiejean", or...?

Malory Archer:
Believe me, I tried.

Lana Kane:
Zip it, Gee-baw!

Malory Archer:
[gasps] No! I will not be called Gee-baw! It's Grandmother Archer or nothing!

Lana Kane:
Then hush.

Lana Kane:
[to Archer] Because we, you and I, are gonna have to establish some ground rules.

Sterling Archer:
Lana, they're just gonna get broken.

Lana Kane:
[weary sigh] I am now going to feed our child. If you'd like to talk while I do so, follow me.

Sterling Archer:
I would! I would love to talk, Lana.

Sterling Archer:
[drinks] Just don't wanna listen.

[drinks again as Lana sighs wearily again and wheels out baby Abbiejean]