Archer2009

Burt Reynolds:
You're kidding me...

Sterling Archer:
I know... drives me nuts... like the world's slowest elevator.

Burt Reynolds:
You should get a bat-pole.

Sterling Archer:
Nine thousand bucks.

Burt Reynolds:
What?

Sterling Archer:
Lowest quote I got.

Burt Reynolds:
Well that's ridiculous.

Sterling Archer:
Basically just putting a pole where the garbage chute already is, but the co-op board was like "but what do we do with the garbage?"

Burt Reynolds:
Yeah but you could still throw it down the... whatever... the same shaft.

Sterling Archer:
I know!

Burt Reynolds:
And then you'll have some garbage to land on.

Sterling Archer:
If you're coming in hot, I know. It's a win-win.

Burt Reynolds:
And you were gonna pay for it yourself...

Sterling Archer:
Yep.

Burt Reynolds:
No assessment or anything.

Sterling Archer:
Yep.

Burt Reynolds:
Ridiculous.

Sterling Archer:
Preaching to the choir buddy.