As Time Goes By1992

[first lines]

Waitress:
Good morning, sir. One?

[Lionel looks around himself]

Waitress:
This way, sir.

[Lionel goes to a different table]

Waitress:
This is a table for six, sir.

Lionel:
I may be joined by someone. I may be joined by five people. If I'm joined by eleven people, I may need to move to a table for twelve.

Waitress:
Very well, sir. How will you be paying, cash or charge to the room?

Lionel:
I haven't ordered anything yet.

Waitress:
Sorry. sir. What would you like? We are serving brunch.

Lionel:
Are you? I assume between lunch and dinner you serve linner.

Waitress:
No, sir. Tea.