Atop the Fourth Wall2008

Batman:
I guess somebody on the force put out a kill order on me. Cool. It's about damn time.

Linkara:
Ack, how many things are wrong with those sentences? First off, Batman NEVER says cool. He doesn't have to. He's so cool he doesn't need to acknowledge coolness anywhere else, besides the fact that he's too freakin' serious for it. Next, he's never going to be happy that the police are chasing him down. He wants to have a good relationship with the Gotham PD so they don't get in his way when he's trying to take down criminals.