Auf Wiedersehen, Pet1983

Barry:
I got engaged once. Oh, I think I still am, in fact.

Wayne:
Well, don't you know?

Barry:
Well, we never broke it off officially, like. And she's still got the ring.

Wayne:
Do you still see her?

Barry:
No.

Wayne:
Do you write?

Barry:
No.

Wayne:
Does she write to you?

Barry:
No.

Wayne:
Do you care?

Barry:
No, I don't like her very much.

Wayne:
Why'd you get friggin' engaged, then?

Barry:
Forgot. Oh, I think it was 'cos her dad had a spare season ticket for the Wolverhampton Wanderers.

Wayne:
[sarcastic] Oh, well, obviously. I mean, that could make a young lad's heart sing, couldn't it?