Austin & Ally2011

Chuck:
My tux is so sharp, it comes with safety goggles.

Dez:
Oh yeah? My tux is so sharp, I got a paper cut just putting it on.

Chuck:
My tux is so sharp, Japanese chefs use it chop vegetables tableside. [pretends to do that. Dez "catches" one in the air and then "eats" it]

Dez:
My tux is so sharp, teachers warn little kids not to run with it.

Chuck:
My tux is so sharp, instead of pencil sharpeners, people use pencil my-tux-eners.

Dez:
Okay, that one didn't make any sense.

Chuck:
Eh, I'll admit that one was a stretch.