Babylon 51994

[to Garibaldi, who is depressed]

Ambassador Londo Mollari:
...Suddenly, I looked up and this beautiful dancer is leaning down over the stage, and looking right into my eyes. And she said, "Whatever it is, it can't be that bad." And then she kissed me, right here.

[Londo indicates the center of his forehead]

Ambassador Londo Mollari:
Mr. Garibaldi! Whatever it is, it can't be that bad.

[long pause as Londo giggles until a smile creeps onto Garibaldi's face]

Michael Garibaldi:
[cheerfully] You try and kiss me and I'll break your arm.

Ambassador Londo Mollari:
[laughs loudly] We're not that close, Mr. Garibaldi!

Michael Garibaldi:
And the dancer?

Ambassador Londo Mollari:
Oh, I married her.

Michael Garibaldi:
No!

Ambassador Londo Mollari:
Yes! That day! The next day I woke up, I saw her in the light of day, sleeping against my arm and I decided I would rather chew off my arm than wake her up.

Michael Garibaldi:
Oh that's sweet.

Ambassador Londo Mollari:
No, no! She had a voice that could curdle fresh milk.

Ambassador Londo Mollari:
[imitating a shrill voice] "Lon-DO?"

Ambassador Londo Mollari:
[timidly] "Yes, my darling?"

Ambassador Londo Mollari:
[imitating] "LON-do!"

Ambassador Londo Mollari:
[timidly] "Coming, my darling."

Ambassador Londo Mollari:
[giggling] "I'll be right there, my little love bug."