Babylon 51994

[Marcus and Stephen travel undercover as a gay couple on their honeymoon, they find out nobody on Mars knows about the shadow war]

Captain Jack:
Who won?

Dr. Stephen Franklin:
We did. We all did.

Captain Jack:
Ah, yes, well, good for us.

Marcus Cole:
Just my luck. First time in my life I'm a war hero and nobody knows about it. And worst of all, I'm married to you.

Dr. Stephen Franklin:
Well, that's not my idea.

Marcus Cole:
Oh, you say that now. Tell that to your mother. She never stopped calling us about it. "So when's the big day, I've got to pick out patterns. Your father isn't going to live forever," and on and on and on and on.

Dr. Stephen Franklin:
I hate this. I really hate this.

Marcus Cole:
You're just nervous, that's all. You'll get used to it.

[to Captain Jack]

Marcus Cole:
Next thing, he'll be locking himself in the bathroom all night.