Barney Miller

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Barney Miller is an American sitcom set in a New York City Police Department police station on East 6th St in Greenwich Village. The series was broadcast from January 23, 1975, to May 20, 1982, on ABC. It was created by Danny Arnold and Theodore J. … more »



Capt. Barney Miller:
[a grumpy Captain Miller approaches Harris' desk] What about you? How about my arrest reports for last month?

Det. Ron Harris:
I'm working on them, Barney, but I got stuck on something.

Capt. Barney Miller:
Oh, what?

Det. Ron Harris:
[Turning to his typewriter] Well, this: "The suspect then turned on Officer Sloane and attacked him with..." I need a word that means "savage," but in a premeditated way.

Capt. Barney Miller:
Use that.

Det. Ron Harris:
[Shaking his head] Too awkward.

Capt. Barney Miller:
[Frustrated] This is an arrest report, not a literary masterpiece, c'mon!

Det. Ron Harris:
People downtown have come to expect something more when they see my name on a report.

Capt. Barney Miller:
Forget your reputation - gimme the report!

Det. Ron Harris:
Okay, Barney, but I'm gonna use my psuedonym.

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