Barney Miller

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Barney Miller is an American sitcom set in a New York City Police Department police station on East 6th St in Greenwich Village. The series was broadcast from January 23, 1975, to May 20, 1982, on ABC. It was created by Danny Arnold and Theodore J. … more »



Det. Phil Fish:
[talking about Kelly] He was probably snooping around into our personnel files and came up with something really big.

Capt. Barney Miller:
Like what?

Det. Phil Fish:
Like the fact that I cheated on my income tax.

Capt. Barney Miller:
When was that?

Det. Phil Fish:
About nine, ten years ago. I went to a police convention in San Francisco, and I deducted all the expenses for Bernice.

Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana:
There's nothing illegal about that.

Det. Phil Fish:
Yes, there is. I didn't take Bernice.

Capt. Barney Miller:
Did the I.R.S. find out about it?

Det. Phil Fish:
Yeah, they disallowed it and they took it out the next year.

Capt. Barney Miller:
Well, if you're straight with the government, Kelly can't hurt you.

Det. Phil Fish:
I'm not worried about Kelly, I'm worried about Bernice.

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