Batman: The Animated Series1992

Alfred Pennyworth:
Still intent on that scale or what have you, I see.

Batman:
Believe it or not, the cellular structure is human, but the texture of it is almost reptilian.

Alfred Pennyworth:
Mmm, do tell.

Batman:
Bullock might not be the primary suspect after all.

Alfred Pennyworth:
In any event, I've made your favorite - French onion soup. And when you let it get cold this time, note that it's in a microwavable crock.

Batman:
Crock? Alfred, you're beautiful.

Alfred Pennyworth:
Imagine if I'd gotten 'round telling him about the salad.