Baywatch Nights1995

Ryan McBride:
It's a baby's teething ring. [Ryan hands Mitch a rubber duck] Humans were here. You know what, I think we're in a parallel universe. [Mitch rolls his eyes] No, it's a world like ours, running right next to us, in another dimension.

Mitch Buchannon:
[skeptical] Okay.

Ryan McBride:
Whether you believe it or not, this is what we're dealing with here. We came through a portal. Jonathan called it a time anomaly. It's another place, but the same time.

Mitch Buchannon:
[picking up an old newspaper] I think we're in the future.

Ryan McBride:
Oh yeah, Mitch, the future's really gonna look like this.

Mitch Buchannon:
You know what else I think? All this was caused due to a sudden breakdown in the ozone layer.

Ryan McBride:
Nice theory. Doesn't help.

Mitch Buchannon:
And that the entire west coast, from San Diego up to Seattle, burned up.

Ryan McBride:
Mitch, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of.