Baywatch Nights1995

Cigar Man:
I've been waiting for hours. Get over here. [Ryan turns to see a cigar-smoking dwarf in old-timey clothes] You deaf, girl?

Ryan McBride:
No. I can hear.

Cigar Man:
Are you sassin' me?

Ryan McBride:
Sassin'? Who're you?

Cigar Man:
You know me. I've been coming here since you opened.

Ryan McBride:
And when was that? I mean, uh, what's the date, mister?

Cigar Man:
Don't you make me wait on ya.

Ryan McBride:
What year are you in?

Cigar Man:
I'm hungry and I'm sore. Now get your backside naked and come sit by me.

Ryan McBride:
Now why would I wanna do that?

Cigar Man:
'Cause. I got gold dust.