Baywatch1989

[Garner arrives at Mitch's lifeguard tower riding a horse]

Garner Ellerbee:
What's the problem?

Lt. Mitch Buchannon:
Uh... we just had a serious ordinance violation committed.

Garner Ellerbee:
Wait, you called me here on an ordinance violation?

Lt. Mitch Buchannon:
No, I called you here because these ladies' purses were stolen. You commited the ordinance violation.

Garner Ellerbee:
Why?

Lt. Mitch Buchannon:
What the hell is this thing doing on the beach anyway? People could be trampled out there.

Garner Ellerbee:
Oh, never. Mitch, my dad owned a horse ranch in Georgia. I learned to ride horses before I learned to walk. You and your lifeguard trucks are far more dangerous than me and Kojak here. Now, you ladies can tell me what happened.

[there are plopping sounds as the horse is relieving himself]

Lt. Mitch Buchannon:
Ugh! Uh, your horse dropped something. Kojak, huh? Telly Savalas never did that.