[Garner arrives at Mitch's lifeguard tower riding a horse]Garner Ellerbee: What's the problem?Lt. Mitch Buchannon: Uh... we just had a serious ordinance violation committed.Garner Ellerbee: Wait, you called me here on an ordinance violation?Lt. Mitch Buchannon: No, I called you here because these ladies' purses were stolen. You commited the ordinance violation.Garner Ellerbee: Why?Lt. Mitch Buchannon: What the hell is this thing doing on the beach anyway? People could be trampled out there.Garner Ellerbee: Oh, never. Mitch, my dad owned a horse ranch in Georgia. I learned to ride horses before I learned to walk. You and your lifeguard trucks are far more dangerous than me and Kojak here. Now, you ladies can tell me what happened.[there are plopping sounds as the horse is relieving himself]Lt. Mitch Buchannon: Ugh! Uh, your horse dropped something. Kojak, huh? Telly Savalas never did that.
This page is about the voters of this movie quote.
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe. If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Share your thoughts on this movie quote voters with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In