Beautiful People2008/I

Andy Doonan:
Debbie, guess what Ross's surname is?

Debbie Doonan:
Kemp, he said so earlier. Keep your hair on...

Andy Doonan:
Kemp! His name is Ross Kemp!

Ross Kemp:
Yeah and its funny cos I sound like him, it can lead to some tricky situations on the phone.

Mr Carr:
He does it on purpose. Phoning up the library, ordering gay porn.

Ross Kemp:
I did it once, don't exaggerate.

Mr Carr:
Telling them that Rebecca Wade will be in to pick it up later.

Ross Kemp:
You thought it was funny.

Mr Carr:
Making me wear chicken fillets and a red curly wig...

Ross Kemp:
Get a life, Nathan! And a decent face!

Mr Carr:
Don't raise your voice like that to me, Ross!

Ross Kemp:
How do you want me to raise it [in a high pitched voice] like this?

Mr Carr:
Drop dead, Ross, yeah?

Ross Kemp:
I wouldn't give you the satisfaction.

Mr Carr:
You've never given me satisfaction dear...

Ross Kemp:
The only thing you've given me is warts!

Andy Doonan:
The way yous two argue is hilarious!