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Mr. Humphries:
Tonight, I want you to read this.

Dr. John Becker:
"10,000 reasons to smile"? Puppies, rainbows... this is 10,000 reasons to step in front of a bus!

Mr. Humphries:
My grandson bought that for me, but if you don't like it, then, here, read this.

Dr. John Becker:
"Tuesdays With Morrie"?

Mr. Humphries:
It's about a younger man who visits an older man in the hospital.

Dr. John Becker:
We don't need to read this book, we're living it right now!

Mr. Humphries:
The younger man has a *positive* outlook on life. You got a problem with "Tuesdays With Morrie"?

Dr. John Becker:
No, I got no problem with Tuesday. It's every other day of the week that's giving me trouble!