Becker1998

Patient:
So, doctor, can you tell me what's wrong with me?

Dr. John Becker:
It's the flu.

Patient:
I mean, my heads stuffed up, my nose is clogged.

Dr. John Becker:
These are all symptoms of the flu.

Patient:
My muscles ache, I have no energy.

Dr. John Becker:
It's the flu!

Patient:
I sweat at night. I think that's why they call them night sweats.

Dr. John Becker:
[shouts] It's the flu! Jeez, what's wrong with you?

Patient:
I don't know, I think I caught a bug.

Dr. John Becker:
[storms out]