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Linda:
Hey, if you really have no place to live you can stay with me.

Bob:
Excuse me?

Linda:
I have plenty of room at my place.

Margaret:
Excuse me!

Linda:
Stay as long as you like.

Bob:
Wow, thanks! Look we'll iron out the details later, but first Bob's gotta go to the can. [grabs a magazine and begins to walk into the restroom]

Linda:
Um, that's a ladies room.

Bob:
Not for the next 20 minutes!

Margaret:
Linda, I know you have a big heart but are you sure this is a good idea?

Linda:
You're the one who's always telling me to help the needy.

Margaret:
Yes, but...

Linda:
[interrupts] And isn't Bob needy?

Margaret:
Oh yes, but...

Linda:
[interrupts] And isn't that what Christianity is all about?

Margaret:
[pauses] Christ never met Bob.