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Linda:
Are you okay?

Dr. John Becker:
Yeah, I'm just really pissed off.

Linda:
So you're okay.

Dr. John Becker:
No! Linda come here and sit down for a second, will ya? The other day Reggie pulled a stunt on me and I want to get even with her. I was just thinking [pauses] You're sneaky.

Linda:
Yeah.

Dr. John Becker:
So how can I get back at her?

Linda:
Okay, this is what you do. Open the hood of her car.

Dr. John Becker:
[chuckles] Yeah?

Linda:
Find the distributor cap. Below that is the master cylinder. Underneath that is the brake line. Cut that. Next thing you know she's doing 70 on the highway without a care in the world and, BAM!

Dr. John Becker:
[looks at Linda in fear] You know, Linda. I'm going to think about that tonight and probably every night for the rest of my life. [exits his office]