Being Human2008

Mitchell:
What part of "no blood" did you not understand?

Campbell:
No no no. This is different. She wants to be fed on.

Mitchell:
Excuse me?

Campbell:
We found her online. On an emo message board. There are dozens of 'em. They talk about vampires and there's all this bonkers self-harm stuff. It gets really dark. Anyway, they love the idea of being drunk from. It's a kind of groupie thing. Isn't that better?

Mitchell:
No, Campbell! It's not better. Get her out of her, will ya?

Campbell:
Sorry. [Emo Girl whispers to Campbell] She says can she have her bus fare home then?

Mitchell:
For f***'s sake.