Being Human2008

Mitchell:
[Mitchell and George are arguing about Tully staying in their house] Look, he stinks up the bathroom, he eats all the food.

George:
Oh that's nice, that's generosity.

Mitchell:
He's upset Annie! He's pissing off the neighbors. He's... he's a twat!

George:
Well he's my twat.

Mitchell:
I, expect that sounded better in your head.

George:
I mean, he's my friend.

Mitchell:
So what the hell are we?

George:
I don't know Mitchell, I really don't.

Tully:
[Tully moves to get up] Look, I don't want to cause any trouble guys. Maybe I should just...

George:
Stay where you are! [Tully sits back down while George and Mitchell continue] Why haven't you helped me? Why is it Tully who's showing me how to manage my condition?

Mitchell:
You can barely admit you have a condition.

George:
[raising his voice] Why is it Tully, who's showing me how to talk to women?

Mitchell:
Showing you how to talk to women? What are you twelve?

George:
Do you know the difference between you and him?

Mitchell:
Hm, I don't know, I don't have to shave my palms.