Being Human2011

Josh:
Why is the bathroom mirror calling me a whore?

Sally Malik:
I have no idea.

Aidan:
Okay, so there's this extremely lame Poltergeist homage going on in the kitchen right now. So, Sally?

Sally Malik:
What?

Josh:
Okay, with the lights, can we just... I'm gonna have a seizure. I'm literally...

Sally Malik:
Guys, this isn't me. I swear. Why does everyone just assume it's my fault? How do we know it's a ghost? I think we've all collectively pissed off enough people to wage a short but consequential war.

Aidan:
Oh, come on! Don't look at me. My people can't enter without an invitation.

Josh:
Also, neither of us have recently played Maria von Trapp to a group of ghostly teenage wasteland.