Benidorm2007

Geoff Maltby - The Oracle:
[When the shock sets in that Geoff and his mother have come second in the quiz] You've miscounted! We've both got 30 points, It's a tie!

Janey York:
You had "Whispering Grass" as Windsor Davies and Don Estelle. The answer is The Ink Spots.

Geoff Maltby - The Oracle:
They both had hits with it! You've got it wrong!

[gets up]

Geoff Maltby - The Oracle:
You've made a mistake!

[pushes and shoves his way through crowd]

Janey York:
'Ey, Lad!

Geoff Maltby - The Oracle:
Just give it to me, I'll show you!

Mick Garvey:
Get off!

Mateo:
Hey, Gordo, Get off the stage!

Geoff Maltby - The Oracle:
[pushes Mateo's hand away] Get off me! Get off me! *Nobody* beats The Oracle!

Mateo:
Get off the stage, Fat Boy, You lost! Just admit it; you don't know everything

[talks in spanish and clicks fingers]

Geoff Maltby - The Oracle:
I might not know everything, but I know all about *you*! You've been shagging everyone!

[gasps from crowd]

Geoff Maltby - The Oracle:
Him sat there!

[points to Troy]

Geoff Maltby - The Oracle:
, Yeah you with Mr. Blobby!

[points to Gavin then points to Kate]

Geoff Maltby - The Oracle:
Her sitting down there!

[is restrained by Mateo and another man]

Geoff Maltby - The Oracle:
Look, He's tryin' to bum *Me* now! Get off me, you Spanish poof! Get off me!

[is bundled out of Neptune's]