Benidorm2007

Janey:
[to Mateo who is running late for his water aerobics session] Oi! Norma Bloody Desmond! Your Public awaits!

Les:
[about Mateo's yellow headband] What on earth has he got on his head?

Janey:
[about Les' wig] Look who's talkin'! [to Mateo] What do you think you're playing at?

Mateo:
[Puts Boombox down] What am I playing at? [Reveals singlet with huge crotch bulge] You see this? [Janey gasps then begins to laugh]

Janey:
What's wrong with it?

Mateo:
What is wrong with it? What is *right* with it?

Janey:
You look... Fine.

Mateo:
Janey, I look like a homosexual gay.

Janey:
Don't think you can blame that *entirely* on the lycra.