Best of the Worst2013

Rich Evans:
[as he's trying to explain the seemingly incoherent plot of Double Down] They had to kill the wife, because he's too good at his job.

Max Landis:
Rich, do we see his ballsack?

Rich Evans:
If, if they, if they killed him... they can't kill him, because if they kill him, then he'll kill everyone in the country. So they can't kill him, so they kill... kill his wife?

Max Landis:
Yes? No? Do we see his ballsack?

Rich Evans:
But not his family...

Jay Bauman:
Rich!

Rich Evans:
...that we meet for one scene.

Max Landis:
Rich!

Jay Bauman:
How good is he at this?

Rich Evans:
He's the best at this!

Max Landis:
Rich, do we see his ballsack?

Mike Stoklasa:
Talk about his ballsack!

Rich Evans:
YES, WE SEE HIS BALLSACK! WE SEE HIS BALLSACK! HE'S THE BEST! HE HAS THE BEST BALLSACK! I'M SORRY! I'M SO SORRY!

Jay Bauman:
But Rich!

Rich Evans:
[having a borderline breakdown] OH MY GOD!