Better Off Ted2009

Veronica:
I'm getting an award! Every year the Veridian Charitable Foundation honours someone who's been outstanding and this year they've chosen me.

Linda Zwordling:
For what?

Veronica:
For being outstanding!

Linda Zwordling:
For being outstanding at what?

Veronica:
[pause] *I'm* getting an award!

Ted Crisp:
You realize as an honouree you're gonna have to raise a bunch of money for the foundation?

Veronica:
I know, that's the part I'm dreading. Linda, you do it for me. Huh, that wasn't so bad!

Linda Zwordling:
Before I agree to do something I have no choice in, do you even know which charity Veridian's giving the money too?

Veronica:
[pause] *I'm getting at award!*