Black Adder the Third1987

Blackadder:
[enters in a lords gown] My lord.

Prince George:
My Lords.

Blackadder:
Pardon, sir?

Prince George:
My Lords. There is more than one lord in the vicinity. Will you please welcome his Grace, the Lord Baldrick.

[Baldrick enters in his lordly regalia]

Blackadder:
You made BALDRICK a Lord?

Prince George:
Well, yes. One who has recently done sterling service, matching the political machinations of the evil Pitt. Good old Lord Baldrick!

Baldrick:
It's all right Blackadder, you don't have to curtsey or anything.

Blackadder:
Sir, might I let loose a short violent exclamation?

Prince George:
Certainly.

Blackadder:
[Blackadder moves discreetly sideways, then shouts] DAMN!

Prince George:
I say, that's a bit of a strange get up, isn't it Blackadder?

Blackadder:
No sir, I'm just off to a fancy dress party. I'm going as Lady Hamilton's p*ssy.

[he walks towards the door, stops and turns]

Blackadder:
There is one little question, sir. About the ?400 000 to influence the lords...

Prince George:
Ah, yes. I gave that to Lord Baldrick.

Blackadder:
[Looking pleased] Ahh! Sir, might I be permitted to take Lord Baldrick downstairs for some instruction in his lordly duties?

Prince George:
I think that's a splendid idea.

Blackadder:
[to Baldrick] This way, my Lord.

[Leaves with cloak raised, Dracula-esque]