Black Adder the Third1987

[about the dictionary]

Blackadder:
No, sir, it is not. It's the most pointless book since How To Learn French was translated into French.

Prince George:
You haven't got anything personal against Johnson, have you Blackadder?

Blackadder:
Good Lord, sir, not at all. In fact, I had never heard of him until you mentioned him just now.

Prince George:
But you do think he's a genius...?

Blackadder:
No, sir, I do not. Unless, of course, the definition of "genius" in his ridiculous Dictionary is "a fat dullard or wobblebottom; a pompous ass with sweatly dewflaps".

Prince George:
Ha. close shave there, then. Lucky you warned me. I was about to embrace this unholy arse to the royal bosom.

Blackadder:
I'm delighted to have been instrumental of keeping your bosom free of arses, sir.