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Black Books is a British sitcom created by Dylan Moran and Graham Linehan, and written by Dylan Moran, Kevin Cecil, Andy Riley, Graham Linehan and Arthur Mathews. It was broadcast on Channel 4, running for three series from 2000 to 2004. Starring M… more »


Rich Guy:
Those books. How much?

Bernard:
Hmmm?

Rich Guy:
Those books. The leather-bound ones.

Bernard:
Yes, Dickens, the Collected Works of Charles Dickens.

Rich Guy:
Are they real leather?

Bernard:
They're real Dickens.

Rich Guy:
I have to know if they're real leather because they have to go with the sofa.

[Bernard looks confused]

Rich Guy:
Everything else in my house is real. I'll give you two hundred for them.

Bernard:
Two hundred what?

Rich Guy:
Two hundred pounds.

Bernard:
Are they leather-bound pounds?

Rich Guy:
No.

Bernard:
Sorry. I need leather bound pounds to go with my wallet. Next.

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