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Female holidaymaker:
Hi, we're looking for...

[Bernard hands her a copy of Tempapocalypse]

Bernard:
Here's one for you.

Female holidaymaker:
How do you know what we both want?

Male holidaymaker:
We don't like the same stuff.

Bernard:
You're going on holiday. You want trash. But different kinds of trash. You, you want social themes, believable characters. You, you want suspense, thriller. This does you both. It's this temp. She's 29 and she can't get a boyfriend. Oh my god.

Female holidaymaker:
Sounds great.

Male holidaymaker:
No way.

Bernard:
And she's got 12 hours to stop a nuclear war with China.

Male holidaymaker:
Well, one copy each!