Black Books

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Black Books is a British sitcom created by Dylan Moran and Graham Linehan, and written by Dylan Moran, Kevin Cecil, Andy Riley, Graham Linehan and Arthur Mathews. It was broadcast on Channel 4, running for three series from 2000 to 2004. Starring M… more »



Book Return Man:
[brings back copy of Tempocalypse] I bought this for a friend, and they didn't want it, i was wondering if i could exchange it, preferably for the money

Bernard:
[grabs the book and begins flicking through it rapidly then stops] Aha! sand!

[collects some onto his finger]

Bernard:
Manny!

[sprinkles it into manny's mouth]

Manny:
[tasting the sand] Sardinia... South... Porto Scuzo... The little beach by the monastery.

Bernard:
[to customer] Get out!

[shoves his book back into his hands]

Book Return Man:
Damn!

[leaves]

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