Black Books

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Black Books is a British sitcom created by Dylan Moran and Graham Linehan, and written by Dylan Moran, Kevin Cecil, Andy Riley, Graham Linehan and Arthur Mathews. It was broadcast on Channel 4, running for three series from 2000 to 2004. Starring M… more »



Fran Katzenjammer:
You are being very mean to Manny.

Bernard:
I can't help it. He looks like a horse in a man costume.

Fran Katzenjammer:
It's just his mum and dad. Why can't he have his mum and dad for the weekend?

Bernard:
That's easy for you to say. You'll be off on the barge trying to find your booty in a haze of gang and ting.

Fran Katzenjammer:
How did you know it was on a barge?

Bernard:
I... I... didn't. I... I don't, I don't.

Fran Katzenjammer:
You nasty man, you've been screening his calls.

Bernard:
Well, he doesn't need friends. They're bad for him. They make him all giddy.

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