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TF Kurtis:
Now listen to Froggy, baby. [laughs] 'Cause you all know, you know that I know, that That Frog Kurtis is a...

Black Dynamite:
Jive-ass muthaf***a!

TF Kurtis:
Wait, Black Dynamite! Come on now, come on. What puppet taught you every lesson you learned?

[Black Dynamite grabs TF Kurtis by the neck]

TF Kurtis:
I got to, I got to out and pee in a minute. Your daddy wasn't there for you, Black Dynamite? Your daddy wasn't there for you, Black Dynamite?

[Black Dynamite suddenly sees flashbacks of his father leaving him and his mother]

TF Kurtis:
You and me are like one! Don't let The Man pit us against each other!

[TF Kurtis reaches for a knife behind him, but Black Dynamite sees it and breaks his arm before giving him a headbutt - causing the Puppet Show to go on station break. The show goes back on air, but with a broken TF Kurtis puppet on screen]

Black Dynamite:
[impersonating TF Kurtis] Black Dynamite, thank you for coming on the Puppet Show as my special guest and best friend. And you kids can forget about everything That Frog Kurtis was saying. I was in make-believe land, but Black Dynamite took me out of it. Right, kids?

[Girl in crowd screams]