Bleach2004

Abarai Renji:
I'm checkin' on the prisoner. She still pissed off?

Kuchiki Rukia:
[sarcastically] I haven't pissed anywhere.

Abarai Renji:
Then... why won't you touch yer food?

Kuchiki Rukia:
I am simply not hungry, *Vice-Captain*.

Abarai Renji:
What, dammit! You got a problem with me bein' a vice-captain?

Kuchiki Rukia:
No, not particularly. [sarcastically] Do your best, Vice-Captain! You're strong, Vice-Captain! You've got weird eyebrows, Vice-Captain!

Abarai Renji:
D-Damn you... I'll kill you! Come out of there, god dammit!

Kuchiki Rukia:
Say, Renji... Am I... really going to die?

Abarai Renji:
[sarcastically] Of course! You'll get the death penalty, instant execution.

Kuchiki Rukia:
I see... You're probably right.

Abarai Renji:
Huh? Come on, don't be stupid. Obviously, I'm jokin'. Joking!

Kuchiki Rukia:
Which is it, you fool?

Abarai Renji:
Who's the fool? You're the one acting weird and getting me to worry. Captain Kuchiki's probably applying for a sentence reduction for you right this minute.

Kuchiki Rukia:
I wonder about that...

Abarai Renji:
What are you? Stupid? He's your *brother*. No way he'd let his little sister die right before his eyes.

Kuchiki Rukia:
No... He will kill me. I know well... what kind of person he is. In the forty years or so since I was taken in by the House of Kuchiki... that man... has not cared about me even once.