Bleach

Ichigo Kurosaki:
[to Renji] The name is Ichigo. I'm the one who's gonna beat your ass. How's it goin'?

Ichigo Kurosaki:
Eh-eah.

[wipes away blood]

Ikkaku Madarame:
I don't get it.

Ichigo Kurosaki:
Hm?...

Ikkaku Madarame:
Sure there's some distance between us, but only a novice unfamiliar with fighting would allow a hand to leave his sword during a match!

Ichigo Kurosaki:
Why don't you just shut your trap! Alright? I got blood in my eyes! So I just stopped to wipe it away!

Ikkaku Madarame:
Even shallow wounds above the eye bleed profusely.

[removes a cap on the end of his hilt]

Ichigo Kurosaki:
[puzzled] Mm!

Ikkaku Madarame:
[dabbing his fingers in an ointment inside his hilt] Therefore you must stop the bleeding...

[spreading the ointment over his cut]

Ikkaku Madarame:
you can't just wipe it away.

Ichigo Kurosaki:
Hey! That's not fair! You have a special ointment to stop your bleeding!

Ikkaku Madarame:
It is too fair. It's called being prepared, you idiot! Instead of complaining, you should be applauding my professionalism!

Ichigo Kurosaki:
Eh-eah...

Zangetsu:
[looking up at the sky; thinking] Ichigo... do you know how I hate rain? And it rains in this world, too. If your heart is troubled, the skies will become cloudy. If you grieve, it will rain ever so easily. [pause] I wonder if you can understand... the fear of being rained on in this lonely world... To stop that rain, I shall lend you any strength, any power. If you just have faith in me, I will not allow any rain to fall upon this world. [speaking out loud] Trust me, Ichigo. As long as I am here, you'll never fight alone.

Rukia Kuchiki:
[seeing Claude in his 'stuffed animal' body] He's so-so cute.

[Claude makes puzzled noise; suddenly Rukia grabs & hugs him]

Rukia Kuchiki:
[voice higher pitched] Ooh I just love him! [rubbing her cheek on his head] He looks just like my Chappy!

Kon:
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! What's the big idea? I thought I was the one you loved the best! How can love be so cruel?

[Rukia keeps cuddling Claude]

Orihime Inoue:
[sounding apologetic] You mean alot to me Rukia; but as much as I'd like to, I can't give you 'Claude'. [gasps; face suddenly looks serious] We both want the same man; it's a love triangle!

Kon:
[jumping up & down] I wanna be in the love triangle, *too*! Here I was sure *I* was the fluffy, comforting character, when suddenly disaster strikes! I've been tossed out like an old shoe! Kicked to the curb! Sent to sleep with the fishes! NOOOOOO!

[keeps crying as he roles around on the ground]

Ikkaku Madarame:
At least... tell me your name.

Ichigo Kurosaki:
Ichigo Kurosaki.

Ikkaku Madarame:
Huh, Ichigo? That's a good name.

Ichigo Kurosaki:
You think so? No one's ever told me that before.

Ikkaku Madarame:
Yeah they say that guys with Ichi in their names are overflowing with talent and good looks. At least that's what I've heard...

Ikkaku Madarame:
I'm Third Seat Assistant Adjutant Squad 11. Ikkaku Madarame! Well, Ichi, what say we be friends!

Ichigo Kurosaki:
Huh! Ain't gonna happen...

Kon:
I should report you to the stuffed animal rights organization!

[seeing Byakuya walking towards her she gasps softly; watching for a few momemts, his face looking stoic as ever]

Rukia Kuchiki:
[almost to herself] My brother.

[almost immediately he turns away, walking to stand off on the side with the other captains & lieutenants; she stands there, face still a little stunned, finally bowing her head as she sighs, sadly]

Shigekuni Yamamoto-Genryusai:
Rukia Kuchiki... it is time. Any last words before your execution?

Rukia Kuchiki:
[eyes closed as she tries to recover; eventually she looks up to speak to the General; softly] Yes... Just one.

[facing the released blade of the Soukyoku, "Ki-Kou-Ou", a large fire-bird, before it performs the execution; thinking, calmly]

Kuchiki Rukia:
I am not afraid. I had a good life. [the screen shows her memories as she thinks about each person] Meeting Renji and the others... taken in by Nii-sama... led by Kaien-dono... and... being saved by Ichigo. [pause; now we see her w/ eyes closed & head bowed] I am not in pain. I am not sad. I have no regrets. [looks up at Ki-Kou-Ou] And my heart... is not burdened. [seeing the eyes open wide] Thank you. [mind-voice quieter w/ each 'thanks' she 'speaks'; we see a flash of Ukitake's group] Thank you. [a flash of Orihime, Uryu, 'Chad' & Ganju] Thank you. [Byakuya standing on the side by the Soukyoku, not looking at anything] Thank You. [& an image of Ichigo, facing away wearing his old Soul Slayer's scabbard, completely still except for his hair & robes blowing in the wind; finally we see Rukia's face; despite her peace of mind, she cannot stop the tears coming to her eyes; she blinks & they run down her cheeks; speaking out loud] Good-bye.

Ichigo Kurosaki:
[after seeing Sora's face beneath the Hollow's mask] I just don't get it. Why did Orihime's brother attack us?

Rukia Kuchiki:
Not us; just *you*. Judging from the last Hollow you killed, I would guess there's a more powerful Hollow behind this that wants to consume your spirit energy. It probably has several Hollows under it's control. It knows where you are now and is sending other Hollows here to carry out it's orders. That would explain why Orihime's brother has come to attack you.

[rushes forward & grabs her shirt; anger in his voice]

Ichigo Kurosaki:
And you expect me to kill him now? There's no way I can to do that...

Rukia Kuchiki:
[cuts him off as she pushes him away] You have too do it! You haven't got a choice. If you don't kill him he'll wonder around forever. [pause] And he'll keep coming after you again and again, until he gets your soul. [suddenly thinks of something] Wait, you aren't the only one in danger!

Ichigo Kurosaki:
[voice strained] Who else would he want?

Rukia Kuchiki:
Orihime. His sister!

[after stopping the 'Hollow Sora' from strangling Orihime]

Ichigo Kurosaki:
Let me ask you something 'captain overbite'. [beat] Do you know why big brothers are born first? There's a reason. [turns & faces 'Hollow Sora'] They're born first so they can look out for their little brothers and sisters; and *protect* them.

Rukia Kuchiki:
[suddenly appearing at the door] Ichigo!

Ichigo Kurosaki:
[angry] And here you've threatened to kill your own sister. Even a dead man [raises his Zanpaku-to] , doesn't ever have the right to say that!

[after Sora decides to 'kill himself' before he could change back into a Hollow]

Orihime Inoue:
Wait, I have to tell you something. [pause as she looks up at him] This hairpin... Remember the argument we had about it, the day you gave it to me? I said I didn't like it because I thought it didn't look grown-up enough for me. I know I hurt your feelings; and you left without saying anything else. And that was the last time I saw you alive. [pause] So now I want to say what I should have said to you when you went off to work that day. [sits up; tears running down her face, but still trying to smile] Bye brother... have a good day.

Sora Inoue:
[smiles; softly] Thanks, Orihime. [closes his eyes as he runs the Zanpaku-to through his body; slowly dissolves into thousands of little blue lights, & disappears into the sky]

Shunsui Kyoraku:
[after explaining why he's going out to fight] You know how old folks are when it comes to losing face. [laughs lightly] And besides that, [placing hand on her shoulder w/ a michevious grin] I'd never be able to forgive myself if my little Nanao when out to fight for me and somehow ended up getting injured.

Nanao Ise:
[sounding cross] Since when am I your 'little Nanao'? [slas his hand w/ a closed fan]

Shunsui Kyoraku:
[backed away; holding his hand] Aaah; you know I love it when you treat me bad. You're beautiful when you're heartless, Nanao.

Nanao Ise:
[bbrushing aside the compliment; clearly aggrivated] Enough w/ the meaningless compliments. If you're going then just go!

Shunsui Kyoraku:
[completely serious now] Alright then, Nanao. [sighs & looks back at her; after a few seconds, w/ a smile] Don't look so worried I'll be fine. It won't take long. [short pause] I'm just gonna go have some fun.

Ichigo Kurosaki:
[all looking at a cylindrical structure] Wh- What is that thing?

Uryu Ishida:
[soft yet impressed voice] It's huge!

Kukaku Shiba:
You can quit worrying about how to get through the wall. With this launcher I'll get you all into the Seretei [points up] though the air.

Ichigo Kurosaki, Uryu Ishida:
[amazed; speaking almost in sync] The air?

Kukaku Shiba:
[smiles] Or my name's not Kuukaku Shiba, [loud voice] fireworks expert of the Rukon district!

[after Uryu takes out a Hollow]

Ichigo Kurosaki:
[sounding very serious] So tell me, who or what are you?

Uryu Ishida:
[standing up, still facing away from him] Uryu Ishida. I'm a Quincy. [turns around, face very stern; voice softer but more threatening] Soul Reapers are my enemies.

Ichigo Kurosaki:
[not wavering in the slightest] Just what do you mean?

Uryu Ishida:
[condescendingly] Is that too complicated for you? I'll tell you again, slowly this time. Ichigo Kurosaki... [voice as soft & threatening as before] *you* are my enemy!

Shunsui Kyoraku:
What is it that makes you so unreasonable? What's your purpose? Why did you come here in the first place?

Yasutora 'Chad' Sado:
[breathing heavily] I've come... to save the life... of Rukia Kuchiki.

Shunsui Kyoraku:
[looks slightly stunned] Oh, come on. [beat] Hm. You mean Rukia the Soul Reaper who went missing in the world of the living a few months ago? That's not enough time for a true friendship. A relationship like that can't be worth risking your life over.

Yasutora 'Chad' Sado:
I can't deny... I don't know very much about Rukia. [pause] That's not the point. *I* might not risk my life for her but... Ichigo wants to save her life. And that's all I need to know. [beat] What may seem like an unworthy cause to you is more than enough reason for me.

Shunsui Kyoraku:
[pause] Well, I tried; but if you're *that* determined, it would be *insulting* for me to ask you to back down. [pause] I guess it can't be avoided. [draws both of his 'swords', putting 'Chad' immediately on guard] Unfortunately, it means now I'm going to have to take your life.

[with that, 'Chad' starts running full out towards Captain Kyoraku, armored fist flaring w/ blue-white energy; slowing down just enough as he reaches the Captain, he puts his full force into his 'punch'; the energy blast from his fist destroys the building behind Kyoraku; as 'Chad' stands straight he gasps in surprise as he feels Kyoraku, who completely dodged Chad's attack, slice him across the chest so fast he couldn't even see him; Kyoraku lands behind Chad, looking back w/ something akin to regret in his eyes]

Shunsui Kyoraku:
[softly] I'm sorry.

Inoue Orihime:
Are you guys okay? [everyone except Orihime has landed in an unusual or awkward position; upon seeing Ichigo, sounding excited] Wow! Kurosaki-kun, your landing pose is so artistic!

Kurosaki Ichigo:
[have mumbling, sounding somewhat miffed] Be quiet.

Uryu Ishida:
[speaking to Ichigo from the other side of a wall Jidanbo created] Ichigo, we can't afford to wait around. Instead of waisting time battling the guard individually we've got to attack together & get past this gate.

Ichigo Kurosaki:
[sounding genually surprised] You here too, Uryu?

Uryu Ishida:
[looking offended; replies in an aggrivated voice] I've been here the whole time! It's just like you to waste energy with stupid comments Ichigo.

Ichigo Kurosaki:
[sounding bored & annoyed] Oh, shut up; you're giving me a headache.

Ikkaku Madarame:
[after Ichigo manages to cut him; blood dripping from his head onto the ground] At least... tell me your name.

Ichigo Kurosaki:
[brief pause, blood dripping from his head as well] Ichigo Kurosaki.

Ikkaku Madarame:
Huh, Ichigo? That's a good name.

Ichigo Kurosaki:
You think so? No one's ever told me that before.

Ikkaku Madarame:
Yeah they say that guys with 'Ichi' in their names are overflowing with talent and good looks. At least that's what I've heard. [pause]

Ikkaku Madarame:
I'm Third Seat Assistant Adjutant Squad 11. Ikkaku Madarame! Well, Ichi, what say we be friends!

Ichigo Kurosaki:
Huh! Ain't gonna happen...

Yoruichi Shihouin:
[inside the vortex; shouts] Grab the person closest to you & hold on tight. Then don't let go no matter what!

Ichigo Kurosaki:
[having to grab Ganju's shirt, sounding not too please about the situation] Oh Great!

Ganju Shiba:
[also holding Ichigo's shirt, sounding slightly offended] What do you mean by that, dandelion? [Orihime lets out a short scream after Chad grabs & holds her upside-down]

Yoruichi Shihouin:
[jumps onto Ichigo's shoulder; Ichigo looks over] I'll sit here on your shoulder.

Ichigo Kurosaki:
Sure no problem.

Madarame Ikkaku:
Yahoo! Man, am I lucky! [jumps off the roof he & Ayasegawa were standing on; stands w/ his sword, sheathe & all, resting on his shoulder] I was slackin' off in a corner 'cuz it's a hassle to get to my post, then right before my eyes, down plops my reward. [hops on his toes in a mock dance; sounding excited] I'm lucky, I'm lucky! Luck's on my side today! [voice turns very serious] And you... got bad luck.

Kurosaki Ichigo:
[finally recovered from their sudden appearance; sounds unconcerned] Huh?

Ikkaku Madarame:
[dancing on his toes; in a sing-song voice] Who is lucky? I am lucky. None so lucky but *meee*. That's right I said *meee*. Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, *lucky*. [using his sheathed sword like a pommel horse to flip over, while "singing"-] Lucky, lucky, *luc-keeee*! [lands w/ his sword in front, parallel to the ground] *Meeeee* [holds the pose while Ichigo & Ganju look a little dumbfounded at his display; finally gets frustrated] What are you doing, [shouts] you fools? Come on. Couldn't you see that I was doing my 'lucky dance' for you both while I was waiting for you to come crawling out of your stinking sandbox to fight me! And why are you two gaping at me like a couple of idiots?

Ichigo Kurosaki:
[Ikkaku continues ranting; Ichigo looks like he's not sure what to think of this man; in semi-flat tone of voice] What the Hell's with him?

Ikkaku Madarame:
[lines in preview for next episode] You're pretty good, Ichigo. But the real battle starts now. And it's to late to come crying with apologies!

Ichigo Kurosaki:
Hey! That's my line! Fight!

Ikkaku Madarame:
Hit it, cover it, rock paper, scissors!

Ichigo Kurosaki:
No not that kind of battle!

Hitsugaya Toushiro:
[releasing his zanpakuto] Sit upon the frozen heavens, Hyourinmaru!

Yasutora 'Chad' Sado:
[after Chad knocks down the Hollow strangling her] Hey, I hit something. Alright.

Rukia Kuchiki:
[suprised, thinking] He actually landed a punch on the Hollow! But how? Can he see spirits?

[sees Chad punching the air randomly]

Rukia Kuchiki:
[thinking] Hmm... I guessing 'No'.

[after the Hollow takes to the air]

Rukia Kuchiki:
Hey, don't just stand there! Get moving! He's in the air, right above you.

Yasutora 'Chad' Sado:
[turns around, as if just noticing her] Hey there new girl. Are you telling me that you can see ghosts?

Rukia Kuchiki:
There's no time to explain that now. Just get away before he strikes!

Yasutora 'Chad' Sado:
Where exactly?

Rukia Kuchiki:
[puzzled] Huh? Why?

Yasutora 'Chad' Sado:
When he charges, you just tell me where he is.

Rukia Kuchiki:
Even if I did tell you, what would you do about it?

[wrapping his arms around a nearby telephone pole]

Yasutora 'Chad' Sado:
When you've got flies, [voice tensing with his muscles] you use a fly swatter.

Abarai Renji:
[shouting outside Ichigo's classroom window] Hurry up!

[Ichigo comes bolting out from around the corner; running towards Renji at top speed, sounding very aggravated]

Abarai Renji:
[calmly] Yo.

Kurosaki Ichigo:
[loudly] Don't... *Yo!*... ME!

[Ichigo grabs him w/ 1 arm, quickly dragging him behind the bushes]

[after Ichigo stops a Hollow from taking down the 'Mod soul' in his body]

Kon (as Ichigo):
Hey- What the... Why are you... helping me?

Ichigo Kurosaki:
[grabs 'his' shirt] *Helping* you? Do you have any idea what you just did to my shoulder? [beat] It's my clothes & my body that you're messing up!

[Ichigo has returned to his body and is moving stiffly from the amount of damage caused; as Ichigo grips his shoulder in pain]

Rukia Kuchiki:
[slightly concerned tone] You're really feeling it.

Ichigo Kurosaki:
Sure am! That *mod soul* really took my body for a pretty rough test drive. [angry, he pulls out the mod soul's 'pill'] You tried to wreck me!

[looking at the pill, which just rests in his hand silently]

Ichigo Kurosaki:
Hey! Are you even listening to me?

Rukia Kuchiki:
[casually] I must say you look *awfully* silly yelling at a pill in public.

Inoue Orihime:
[holding Tsubaki in her hands after he had been injured] Tsubaki-kun...

[he changes to rejoin her hairpin]

Ikkanzaka Jiroubou:
[walking up behind her, sounding casual] That was the first time I've seen that technique... but there wasn't a shread of intent to kill in your attack! [she looks behind her] With a technique like that, you may be able to kill a Hollow, but it couldn't possibly work against a Death God.

Inoue Orihime:
[frightened, thinking] My body won't move...

Ikkanzaka Jiroubou:
[raises his soul slayer] This is a battlefield! There is not one thing here that can be stopped by an attack devoid of intent to kill!

[he brings his soul slayer down; Orihime is still to scared to move; but seconds befor it can hit her, an arrow flies through the air & knocks his hand aside, leaving a decent sized cut where it struck him; he looks at his now bleeding hand in surprise]

Ishida Uryu:
[calmly standing there, smoke coming from the hand that just fired his arrow] You want an attack with intent to kill? In that case, you should fight me. There's plenty in my bow... [pause] of that "intent to kill" you like so much.

Uryu Ishida:
I swear on the pride of the Quincy... I will KILL YOU!

Mayuri Kurotsuchi:
[unconcerned] Oh?

[after Ururu kicked Ichigo into a huge rockface]

Urahara Kisuke:
Safe!

Abarai Renji:
[Rikichi is trying to seduce a Hell Butterfly with a toy butterfly to get it to come back to him. Renji comes up and kicks him in the head] What the f***'re you doing?

Kurosaki Ichigo:
Hey. How do I put this on?

Urahara Kisuke:
Kurosaki-san! Forehead! Your forehead!

Kurosaki Ichigo:
Like this?

Urahara Kisuke:
Then you scream as loud as you can "Take this, the Power of Righteousness! Righteous Armor, The Justice Headband! Equip!

Kurosaki Ichigo:
Oh, okay, I got it. Alright... As if I could say that!

Urahara Kisuke:
[Ururu jumps in and punches near Ichigo] See? Not the time to worry about embarrassment.

Kurosaki Ichigo:
Take this, the Power of Righteousness! Righteous Armor, The justice Headband! Equip!

Urahara Kisuke:
Oh, no way, he actually said it...

Kurosaki Ichigo:
You bastard!

Urahara Kisuke:
[yells] Whoaaaaaaaa! What the hell is this? Who'd have thought there was such a huge space under the store?

Kurosaki Ichigo:
Just shut up. You don't have to shout for me. I'm surprised enough anyway.

Urahara Kisuke:
Heh heh. Okie-dokie then.

Abarai Renji:
I'm checkin' on the prisoner. She still pissed off?

Kuchiki Rukia:
[sarcastically] I haven't pissed anywhere.

Abarai Renji:
Then... why won't you touch yer food?

Kuchiki Rukia:
I am simply not hungry, *Vice-Captain*.

Abarai Renji:
What, dammit! You got a problem with me bein' a vice-captain?

Kuchiki Rukia:
No, not particularly. [sarcastically] Do your best, Vice-Captain! You're strong, Vice-Captain! You've got weird eyebrows, Vice-Captain!

Abarai Renji:
D-Damn you... I'll kill you! Come out of there, god dammit!

Kuchiki Rukia:
Say, Renji... Am I... really going to die?

Abarai Renji:
[sarcastically] Of course! You'll get the death penalty, instant execution.

Kuchiki Rukia:
I see... You're probably right.

Abarai Renji:
Huh? Come on, don't be stupid. Obviously, I'm jokin'. Joking!

Kuchiki Rukia:
Which is it, you fool?

Abarai Renji:
Who's the fool? You're the one acting weird and getting me to worry. Captain Kuchiki's probably applying for a sentence reduction for you right this minute.

Kuchiki Rukia:
I wonder about that...

Abarai Renji:
What are you? Stupid? He's your *brother*. No way he'd let his little sister die right before his eyes.

Kuchiki Rukia:
No... He will kill me. I know well... what kind of person he is. In the forty years or so since I was taken in by the House of Kuchiki... that man... has not cared about me even once.

Byakuya Kuchiki:
[releasing his zanpakuto's bankai] Scatter, Senbonzakura Kageyoshi.

Kuchiki Byakuya:
Where are you going, Renji?

Abarai Renji:
[pause, whole body sweats; fist clenches as he fights being overwhelmed by Captain Kuchiki's spirit force] I am going... to save Rukia.

Kuchiki Byakuya:
[brief pause; voice neutral] I do not permit it.

Abarai Renji:
[louder, sounds & looks determined] I'm going! [the Captain stands there silently; Renji turns to face him] Is there no way you could let me pass?

Kuchiki Byakuya:
[brief pause] I will not say it twice.

[after Byakuya has released his zanpaku-to & sent it after Ganju]

Rukia Kuchiki:
[long, drawn out scream] Run away!

[first lines]

Rukia Kuchiki:
We stand in awe before that which cannot be seen, and we respect with every fiber that which cannot be explained.

[narrated]

Ichigo Kurosaki:
My name is Ichigo Kurosaki. I'm 15 years old, so I'm a high school student. My family runs a medical clinic here in town. Maybe because we're entrusted with the lives of the living, I'm not sure; but for as long as I can remember, I've been able to see the souls of the dearly departed.

Rukongai Elder:
[Ichigo is arguing fiercely w/ Ganju] Oh dear, oh dear. I knew it would turn out like this. [raises his teacup as Ishida points to the fighting pair]

Ishida Uryu:
[exclaims] This is no time to sip tea! Who the heck is that guy?

[after Ichigo swung his sword, which Urahara blocked, knocking off Urahara's hat]

Kisuke Urahara:
Phew! Good thing I protected myself with my 'Bloodmist Shield'. Without it I probably would've lost an arm, just now. [his hat, now missing a large slice, floats to the ground; he turns around to pick it up] That wasn't very nice. [brushes of the dust] I do believe you killed my hat. [puts his hat back on] Impressive; I didn't expect you could do that with a single swing of your sword. [looking at Ichigo, who is kneeling w/ 1 hand on his sword & the other arm covering his face] Ichigo, you're one frightening kid, you know that? [a close up of Ichigo's face reveals he's asleep, & slightly drooling]

Kisuke Urahara:
Lesson three, cleared.

Kurosaki Ichigo:
[standing outside his house] See you... Yuzu, Karin... Pops.

[beat; and then-]

Kurosaki Isshin:
Good MORNING,

[Ichigo looks up to see his dad about to land on him]

Kurosaki Isshin:
I~chi- [Ichigo moves aside a split second before his father hits the ground] go!

Kurosaki Isshin:
[groans in pain] You were able to dodge that attack; you are truly my son.

[Ishida just stood up to Umesada for flirting w/ Inoue; before Umesada can retaliate against him he's called away; as he marches away angrily he shouts back at Ishida]

Umesada Toshimori:
I won't forget this! When this disturbance is over, I'm sure as hell going to teach you a lesson!

Ishida Uryu:
[looking completely unconcerned; in a low, casual voice] Go right ahead. Not that I'll be here when the disturbance is over.

[both Inoue & Ishida are hiding behind a row of low bushes; after Inoue had made a suggestion on how to get around the Seireitei less conspicuously]

Ishida Uryu:
What? Steal Death god outfits?

Inoue Orihime:
Shhh! [voice much quieter than his] You're talking to loud, Ishida-kun. Not steal, we're just going to borrow. Outwardly we don't look that different from the Death gods. The difference is our clothes. So if we can transform into Death gods, I think we can move around much more smoothly.

Ishida Uryu:
So how do we get outfits?

Inoue Orihime:
[peeking over the bushes] We borrow them.

Ishida Uryu:
But...

Inoue Orihime:
[spys 2 Death gods rounding the corner] They're coming. [both crouch low behind the bushes] We'll go on three, okay? [they watch as the Death gods get closer] One, two... [jumping up] three.

[we hear rather than see Inoue taking down both Death gods; Ishida still behind the bushes looking slightly dumbfounded]

Ishida Uryu:
[laughs nervously] Ah-heh, [sounds a little embarrassed] I forgot to jump out...

Orihime Inoue:
[in a shed after aquiring the 'Shinigami' robes] Well, we better hurry up & get changed.

[Orihime starts to remove her shirt, but Uryu immediately panics; backing up hurridly & trying to look away]

Uryu Ishida:
Orihime, wait wait WAIT! You can't do that! Please, put your shirt back down!

[lowering her shirt turns before turning around to face him; somewhat embarrassed look on her face]

Orihime Inoue:
That's right. Sorry Uryu. I was thinking I was with Tatsuki again; & I forgot, boys & girls aren't *really* supposed to change clothes in front of each other. [giggles a little at the end]

Uryu Ishida:
[cheeks red, pushing his glasses up his nose as a way to hide his face; voice quiet but a little shaky] That's right... so, now...

Orihime Inoue:
[brightly] So you use the dressing room. [standing to the side of a curtained doorway, now with multiple signs on it, holding her arm out as if to display her handi-work] Then you can have your privacy.

[sighs; showing him on the other side of the curtain putting on the robes, he looks like he's uncertain what just happened]

Uryu Ishida:
[to himself] Isn't it supposed to be the other way around?

Ichigo Kurosaki:
IM NEVER HAVING KIDS I SWEAR

White Zangetsu:
Whats the difference between a king and his horse? And i'm not talking about the obvious stuff like one has 4 legs and the other has 2, or ones a person and ones an animal. It's their form, ability and power. If their form, ability, and power is exactly the same, then why is it one becomes the king and leads the others into battle and the other one becomes the horse and carries the king? There's only one answer...INSTINCT!!!