Bleach2004

[after Ichigo swung his sword, which Urahara blocked, knocking off Urahara's hat]

Kisuke Urahara:
Phew! Good thing I protected myself with my 'Bloodmist Shield'. Without it I probably would've lost an arm, just now. [his hat, now missing a large slice, floats to the ground; he turns around to pick it up] That wasn't very nice. [brushes of the dust] I do believe you killed my hat. [puts his hat back on] Impressive; I didn't expect you could do that with a single swing of your sword. [looking at Ichigo, who is kneeling w/ 1 hand on his sword & the other arm covering his face] Ichigo, you're one frightening kid, you know that? [a close up of Ichigo's face reveals he's asleep, & slightly drooling]

Kisuke Urahara:
Lesson three, cleared.