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Blue Collar TV is a television program that aired on The WB with lead actors Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, and Larry the Cable Guy. The show's humor dealt principally with contemporary American society, and especially hillbilly, redneck, and Souther… more »


Tina Tackett:
Daddy, we buried Mama today.

Papaw:
We buried a set of teeth!

Terry Tackett:
Why did we spend $600 to bury a set of teeth? We could've just wrapped them in a Kleenex and buried her in a Tupperware box.

Papaw:
They weren't even hers! We buried somebody else's teeth!

Tina Tackett:
Daddy! When Mama bent down to light her cigarette on the stove she blew up the house and all they found of her was her teeth.

Papaw:
You believe what you want to believe, but she's out there somewhere!

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