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Eddie:
Still, at least we got the duck.

Richie:
The duck?

Eddie:
Yeah. It's made out of plastic!

Richie:
Eddie, what in the name of Greek buggery, is the use of a plastic duck?

Eddie:
It floats in the bath.

[Wobbles with the duck]

Eddie:
Hello?

Richie:
[Deep sigh] But why?

Eddie:
It's hollow.

Richie:
[Starting to loose patience] Why the duck?

Eddie:
It came free with the telly.

Richie:
[Almost going mad] Eddie, everything came free with the telly, we were looting! Why not get a free telly with the telly?

Eddie:
Well, it'd sink in the bath!