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[Eddie and Richie are watching the riots from their window]

Richie:
Oh look! Here come the Nazis. Hurrah! That should get things going again!

[There is a sound of broken glass]

Eddie:
They're going into 'The Lamb & Flag'. Oh yeah, thought so. Dick's throwing them out now. Oh no, the police are throwing them back in! [Sound of breaking glass] Now that's just stupid! That's mindless! That's anti-social, that is!

Richie:
What?

Eddie:
Throwing those bottles about like that!

Richie:
No, no, Eddie, they're emptied.

Eddie:
Oh! Oh, that's allright, then. [To the Nazis] You go stucking, mate! Have one on me! [He gets a bottle thrown at his head]

Richie:
Now that'll teach you, Eddie. You should stay out of politics. Oh, look! There's Father O'Malley!

[They both make a cross, then two gunshots sound]

Eddie:
[To father] Nice shooting, father! [To Richie] Blimey, he's had a few, hasn't he?

Richie:
Yeah. I think he should put his clothes back on.

Eddie:
Yeah. Mind you, I think his Dadness' thrown off the Nazi league.

Richie:
What? Are they gone? Aw!