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[Eddie and Richie are watching a secret video of the prime minister and a woman, thinking it's him with his mother]

Eddie:
He's obviously got a very high fever.

Richie:
Yeah.

Eddie:
And that's why she sucking the poison out of him.

[They both move closer to the TV]

Richie:
I wish I had a mum like that.

[They both have a painful expression]

Eddie:
[To TV] Yeah, that's right! Thrash the fever out of him!

Richie:
He's saying something, Eddie. What's he saying? Turn the sound up!

Eddie:
[Turns the volume button] Oh no, I think it's mute.

Richie:
Well, you can lip-read. What's he saying?

Eddie:
Er... "Oh, yes! Ooooh, yes! Oh, yeeeees! Ooooh, yeeeees! Oh, oh, oh, yeeeeeees! OH, YEEEEES! OH YEEEHEEEHEEES! Aaaaaah!"

Richie:
Ah, he's, he's calmed down a bit now.

Eddie:
Hang on, who's she?

Richie:
That must be his... his aunty. [surprised expression] She's very friendly, isn't she?

Eddie:
I think they must be sisters.

Richie:
Yeah, that'll be it. [to TV] NO, DON'T SIT THERE!

Eddie:
She can't have seen him!

Richie:
He'll suffocate!

Eddie:
I can't think that that's hygenic!