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Richie:
Evening Mr. Rottweiler!

Mr. Rottweiller:
What is it?

Richie:
Just a friendly visit. May we come in?

Mr. Rottweiller:
Bugger off, I've got a bird upstairs!

Richie:
But we've brought you round... half a bottle of sherry.

Eddie:
Hic!

Mr. Rottweiller:
Ta very much. Anything else?

Lolly:
[from inside] Who is it darling?

Mr. Rottweiller:
It's them bastards from next door! I won't be a tick.

Eddie:
Have you got a real woman in there?

Richie:
Cor! Can we have a look?

Mr. Rottweiller:
Sod off!

Richie:
Oh no, go on, go on, just a peek.

Eddie:
Do you mind if I get my camera?

Mr. Rottweiller:
Look, don't make me angry! Something very special's happened to me. I'm in love!, It's the real thing!, So I don't want you two jerks coming round messing things up, d'you understand? If I see either of you again tonight, I'll kill ya!