Boy Meets World1993

[Eric and Topanga have gone on a diet together, but are keeping it a secret; Cory thinks the reason Topanga is acting differently is that she's pregnant]

Eric:
[to Topanga] Look, in a few months, everything's gonna be back to normal, okay?

Cory:
All right, Eric. What's going on?

Eric:
Hey, Cor. You smell like chicken.

Cory:
Don't change the subject. I know Topanga confided in you. What did she tell you?

Eric:
She told me that she's in trouble and it's all your fault. Your waffles and butter did this to her.

Cory:
Why would Topanga confide in you instead of her own husband?

Eric:
Because she knew how you'd react.

Cory:
You mean like this? [screams] My life is over! [back to normal voice] Like that?

Eric:
That's why she came to me, okay? People like us have similar appetites, that's how we get into situations like this.

Cory:
You've been in this situation before?

Eric:
Yeah, on and off since high school.

Cory:
Do Mom and Dad know?

Eric:
Yeah, Mom and Dad know. Dad actually thinks it's kinda funny. [laughs]

Cory:
Oh, no, Eric. There is nothing funny about this. Every day she gets bigger, my life gets a little more complicated.

Eric:
Your life? Is that all you can think about? What about Topanga, huh? What is she supposed to do? Her body's out of control and she has nowhere to turn! Look, if you can't be supportive then the best possible thing for you to do is just stay away from her. Just stay away from her!

Cory:
[hysterical] I don't know what I should do!

[both run away, in opposite directions]