Boy Meets World1993

Shawn Hunter:
[Every horror cliche he has predicted has come true] Why won't you believe me? It's all so predictable.

Jack Hunter:
Oh, yeah? Then what's going to happen next?

Shawn Hunter:
First, there'll be some strange, shrouded figure that none of us will see. [They all turn around and don't see anybody; the killer creeps across them in front] Then the lights will flicker and Feeny will pop up and reveal his master plan to us.

P.A. Announcer:
[the lights flicker] Here's a knife. Here's a gun. There'll be fun for everyone. Death is on the menu tonight! [Feeny appears in the hallway; the others laugh]

Cory Matthews:
Mr. Feeny, I have got to hand it to you. You have really outdone yourself this time. I mean, killing Kenny, obvious choice. But the pencil! George! I mean, that was genius!

Shawn Hunter:
I knew it was you all along. What's the big lesson? What were you trying to teach us? [He pats Feeny on the back; Feeny falls to his knees, then on his face, a pair of scissors sticking out of his back. Topanga falls to her knees]

Eric Matthews:
Oh my gosh! They killed Feeny! [Everybody runs away]

Shawn Hunter:
I was wrong!