Boy Meets World1993

George Feeny:
Mr. Matthews, just the man I wanted to see.

Eric Matthews:
Mr. Feeny?

George Feeny:
Let me ask you - if one were entertaining a young woman, a young girl your age, um, how would he go about it?

Eric Matthews:
Mr. Feeny, you dating a teenage girl?

George Feeny:
Not since the Eisenhower administration. No, my niece is visiting for a few days. She's your age. She'll need to be entertained and I thought that maybe you could help me out.

Eric Matthews:
Look, I'd love to meet your niece, Mr. Feeny. But, see, I got this really bad case of strep throat.

[begins to speak hoarsely as he backs out away]

Eric Matthews:
It's spreading down my lungs and into my pancreas, so as you can see, I'm - I'm completely strep.

George Feeny:
Relax. I'm merely curious as to how a contemporary teenage girl entertains herself.

Eric Matthews:
[drops the act] Oh, OK. Well, it's my experience that if they can't find a senior with a car they'll settle for some gullible sophomore who's willing to empty his pockets on a dinner he can't really afford, a movie he doesn't want to see, and a door slammed in his face.

George Feeny:
Somewhere in that brimming cup of bile I heard dinner and a movie?

Eric Matthews:
Yeah, see, dinner and a movie is the premier form of dating entertainment. Dinner, movie. Movie, dinner. Dinner, dinner, movie, movie.

George Feeny:
A wonderfully rich tapestry of human experience.

Eric Matthews:
Don't mock what I am, Mr. Feeny.