Boy Meets World1993

Cory Matthews:
Well, as you all know, I just came from the doctor.

Topanga Matthews:
You have something?

Cory Matthews:
Yes. I have something. You all made fun of me, but I have something, alright. [Holds up a piece of paper] It's all right here. Right here... [to Topanga] You're my wife. 'kay? You have the right to know first. [He hands Topanga the paper then goes to the window and broods]

Shawn Hunter:
What's it say?

Topanga Matthews:
He has hypochondria. Chronic and severe hypocohondria.

Cory Matthews:
That's right. [He turns to face everyone, near tears] I'm a hypochondriac.

Topanga Matthews:
Cory, it means that there's nothing wrong with you! It means you create stuff in your head!

Cory Matthews:
Yes, well. [He holds up a prescription bottle] He gave me these placebos.

Shawn Hunter:
Placebos are what they give to crazy people like you to make them think they're being cured of something they don't have!

Cory Matthews:
Hey! [screams] I have to be on these for the rest of my life!