BASEketball

     

BASEketball1998

Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Dian Bachar, Yasmine Bleeth
Genre: Comedy, Sport
Rating: R
Runtime: 103 minutes

This is one of those wildly vulgar comedies full of scattershot jokes and random acts of silliness, directed by Airplane codirector David Zucker. For good measure, he's cast South Park creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, as a pair of slacker pals … more »


Douglas "Swish" Reemer:
Your bed is over here.

Kenny "Squeak" Scolari:
Dude, that is so f***in' weak! How am I supposed to get a chick in that?

Joseph R. Cooper:
Oh, don't worry, dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper.

Kenny "Squeak" Scolari:
Yeah I could.

Douglas "Swish" Reemer:
No. Dude, you're a little b*tch!

Kenny "Squeak" Scolari:
I am not! I don't even know why I hang out with you guys, anyway.

Joseph R. Cooper:
'Cause you're a piece of sh*t.

Kenny "Squeak" Scolari:
I am not a piece of sh*t!

Douglas "Swish" Reemer:
Yeah, but you're a little b*tch.

Kenny "Squeak" Scolari:
Goddammit! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here!

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