Boy Meets World1993

Shawn Hunter:
[Shawn and Jack begin wrestling on the bed] You come in here! You criticize my room! You spook my pig, and you turn out my light!

Jack Hunter:
So?

Shawn Hunter:
So, maybe I like the way I live! Maybe I wasn't born with my life on a silver spoon! Yeah. I like the way I was brought up! I like the way I was brought up. The only thing I didn't like is I didn't get to know my brother.

Jack Hunter:
[Overpowers Shawn] Now say, "uncle".

Shawn Hunter:
I don't know who my uncle is! I would've liked to know him, too. [Gets on top of Jack]

Jack Hunter:
His name's Dave! His name's Dave. He's in the corrugated box business. I can't breathe.

Shawn Hunter:
[Gets off of Jack. Both sit up] We weren't fighting about the messy room, were we?

Jack Hunter:
Just think, all those years we didn't know each other, we could've been beating the crap outta each other.

Shawn Hunter:
I've waited 17 years to do this.

Jack Hunter:
Oh, yeah? Well, back at you. [Both start wrestling. Jack gets on top of Shawn] Now say, "uncle'.

Shawn Hunter:
Uncle!

Jack Hunter:
Say "uncle" to your big brother!

Shawn Hunter:
Uncle! Uncle Dave in the box business!